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• ↓ LIFE IS BETTER IN FRANCE
• ↓ Iran’s Campaign Against One College Student
• ↓ Nigel Farage’s “Farage Fest”
• ↓ Early UK Election
• ↓ London Newspaper (The Prat) Killed Professor With Punchlines
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"Britain Tackles Illegal Migration by Becoming France’s Tourist Board in 64 Languages Home Office assures prospective Channel passengers that France offers opportunity, romance and significantly fewer Home Office officials LONDON — The British Government has opened a bold new front in its struggle against illegal Channel crossings by advertising France as a land of happiness, opportunity and conveniently stationary residents. The campaign builds upon the Home Office’s use of multilingual digital advertisements targeting prospective small-boat passengers in northern France, as reported by The Times. Under the expanded strategy, advertisements carrying the slogans “LIFE IS BETTER IN FRANCE” and “YOU’LL BE A WINNER IN FRANCE” are appearing in 64 languages around the world, especially in France, where officials believe the message may eventually reach somebody who has not already heard it from a Parisian. Britain is paying France to police the beaches while simultaneously paying to advertise France. At this rate, the Home Office will be selling baguettes at Dover. -- Alan Nafzger The policy represents a historic change in British border enforcement. Previous governments relied upon patrol boats, treaties, deportation proposals and ministers standing at podiums with verbs such as smash, stop and secure. The present Government has replaced these primitive methods with pastel graphics, aspirational music and a photograph of a French baker who appears financially solvent. “This is an evidence-led communications…"

"Operation Fully Monitored: The Complete Record of Iran’s Campaign Against One College Student A regime with satellites in its slogans and a bug zapper in its budget spent eleven months, $10 million of imaginary money and its entire remaining dignity trying to frighten a twenty-year-old with an Xbox TEHRAN — There are moments when a government tells you precisely what it has become, and the Islamic Republic of Iran has just delivered one, in prime time, with graphics. State media has claimed a $10 million bounty on Barron Trump, the American president’s 20-year-old son, apparently concluding that threatening a university student will restore the military prestige recently misplaced underneath several tons of precision-guided rubble. What follows is the complete inventory: the broadcast, the intelligence methodology, the economics, the field record and the single funniest sentence the regime has ever produced about itself. Iranian state television claims it has penetrated the Secret Service because somebody in Tehran found a university on Google Maps. -- Alan Nafzger Part One: The Broadcast The IRGC-linked Channel 3 aired a segment titled “Where and how should we kill Barron Trump?” This is not merely terrorism. It is terrorism with the production values of a regional appliance commercial. [caption id="attachment_44955" align="alignright" width="300"] Iran's intelligence breakthrough: finding a university on Google Maps.[/caption] The programme showed a university, escort vehicles…"

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LIFE IS BETTER IN FRANCE

Iran’s Campaign Against One College Student

Nigel Farage’s “Farage Fest”

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London Newspaper (The Prat) Killed Professor With Punchlines

Burnham’s Arday Investigation Targets Prat.uk