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• ↓ Airlines Introduce ‘Emotional Baggage Fee,’ Passengers Immediately Overweight
• ↓ Cruise Ship Offers ‘Authentic Ocean Experience’ by Briefly Losing Power and Hope
• ↓ High-Speed Rail Promises 200 MPH, Delivers 3 MPH and a Podcast Recommendation
• ↓ Air Travel Now 90% Waiting, 10% Wondering Why You Did This to Yourself
• ↓ Airline Seat Recline Sparks International Incident, NATO Monitoring Closely
• ↓ Luxury Cruise Marketed as ‘Floating Paradise,’ Passengers Discover It’s Also Floating DMV
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"In what analysts are calling “the logical conclusion of twenty years of airline innovation,” British carriers have begun quietly trialling an Emotional Baggage surcharge, applied to passengers who board visibly burdened by resentment, unresolved family tension, or the memory of the last flight. Ryanair, naturally, got there first, introducing a tiered fee structure: mild disappointment costs £9.99, medium-grade existential dread runs £24.99, and full post-divorce grief — carry-on only — is a flat £49 plus a £6 handling charge for the carry-on."

"As Jimmy Carr observed, the genius of the fee is that every passenger qualifies the moment they check in. “You’ve already paid £180 for a seat that was advertised at £19,” he noted. “The emotional baggage isn’t optional. It’s the product.”"

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Airlines Introduce ‘Emotional Baggage Fee,’ Passengers Immediately Overweight

Cruise Ship Offers ‘Authentic Ocean Experience’ by Briefly Losing Power and Hope

High-Speed Rail Promises 200 MPH, Delivers 3 MPH and a Podcast Recommendation

Air Travel Now 90% Waiting, 10% Wondering Why You Did This to Yourself

Airline Seat Recline Sparks International Incident, NATO Monitoring Closely

Luxury Cruise Marketed as ‘Floating Paradise,’ Passengers Discover It’s Also Floating DMV